So I got on the trampoline and jumped really "super" high and when I landed I felt a very weird sensation.
My water broke?
Wait I'm not pregnant
I think I peed~
So I jumped again and sure enough
The doctor told me to make sure to keep doing "holding it" exercises if i was going to continue to run so much. I should have listened. He said something like 70% of women who run leak urine while running. Crap, I sure hope jumping on the tramp peeing comes well before running peeing does.
Yeah yeah TMI! Get over it. If you cannot openly talk about piddling your pants you need to get out more. I told Neve I was going to put a diaper on and she believed me.
I am trying to go to sleep but there is way too much commotion going on outside and I am stressed the commotion is going to burn down my house!
Sam says: "Mom I am like the lotioner expert." "Neve is from the land of Scream" The words in Dustland Fairytale talk about the devil wrapping up his hands and Sam changed it to Nevel wrapping up her hands because he already realizes she is similar to the devil 90% of the day